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I don’t know what to do with “bird hippie” so I’ve decided my tumblr aesthetic will be Jade Harley in tie-die hanging out with her hummingbirds.

That’s basically what it was anyway.

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jackthevulture:

Imagine Hagrid going to Berk.

Imagine it.

Bearded men the same size as him.

Dragons of every shape and size.

IMAGINE HAGRID ON BERK.

Yer a Viking Hagrid.

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charlesoberonn said: She didn’t care for anyone but John because John wasn’t on his planet like she wanted him to, it wasn’t a grudge, it was her job to get him there, and beating him senseless so he couldn’t wind himself away was the plan her beasty mind came up with

She has Space…

She couldn’t have captured John anyways because of his windy powers, unless you have some sort of windowless box he couldn’t break out of that I’m forgetting about (a box with window portals for sides, maybe? Maybe a room with fire because fire eats oxygen, IDK). 

I’m not sure if Grimbark Jade really cared about anything except fulfilling her duties, because the only times she seems to let personal stuff get in the way is when she’s frustrated from things not going to Condy’s plan…which was constantly.

Yeah she was never going to catch John. She didn’t realize it at the time, though. She kept trying, but he had Breath and the juju on his side.

She isn’t *supposed* to care about anything but her duties. When she gets sidetracked by yelling at Dave, she even says ‘this behavior is unfitting for servants of the Condesce’ and says she ‘tried to put all this behind me a long time ago’. But I don’t think it’s a coincidence that she is verbally and physically nastiest to the people that she has cause to resent. In the Karkat case, Kanaya even points out that they had no reason to ‘demonstrate’ Jane’s powers. It was even a poor strategic move, because they couldn’t even threaten to kill him again. 

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I told my mother about the aesthetic generator and was muttering “bird hippie” darkly to myself and she went “well if the shoe fits”

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this quasi-mystical bird bs has gone too far

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hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

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not sure how to feel about this

Birdcore

space queer

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glitter hipster

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fucking hell

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thundersnow1:

Yo I got one of those teeny tiny canvas’ and a eensy weensy easel and did the cutest little oil painting of a fennec fox this was the BEST decision I’ve ever made LOOK AT HOW TINY AND CUTE IT IS!!!!!!

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charlesoberonn said: She didn’t care for anyone but John because John wasn’t on his planet like she wanted him to, it wasn’t a grudge, it was her job to get him there, and beating him senseless so he couldn’t wind himself away was the plan her beasty mind came up with

She has Space powers. She used those on Dirk and Jack English. If she’d nabbed John at the beginning before he used his windy powers she might have gotten him, but she kicked him in the face first. Whether that was for payback or to KO him is unclear, but you can’t convince me that she wasn’t taking the pursuit at least a little bit personally. She even yells at him in the retconned timeline because she feels like he’s teasing her. 

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Anonymous said: wasn't nepeta the only one of the trolls who wasn't a complete ass to Jade? like Kanaya must have made an effort to troll and Feferi was a total jerk so like Nepeta is the only not asshole troll as far as JAde goes.

Nepeta did say Jade was her favorite. I don’t recall if we get any onscreen interactions, but I’m guessing if she said that she probably wasn’t mean to her. She apparently managed to rp with Dave’s ironic fursona, so she probably just talked animals with her or something.
I don’t remember Kanaya talking to Jade before they were all cooperating. Feferi was a little rude, but after the initial dreambubble confusion she was ok I think.

It probably didn’t matter to her though. The trolls were all one sort of everpresent entity for the kids, and for Jade what they meant was years of harassment and ridicule on top of her already difficult life. When you consider that her only interaction with other people was through the internet…