One last thing

Scorpio powers have limits, remember? Vriska learned this by testing them on Jade herself. All they do is make the human fall asleep.

Jade’s mind is not under control at all. It’s asleep. The Condesce is only controlling the animal part of her. Which means all Jade needs to do is wake up.

And we all know what the universal remedy for the unawakened is.

So I guess the essential question is, who’s brave enough to mack on that

not to mention fast or sneaky enough to get up close.

I don’t even care. Just someone needs to give it a shot before it’s too late.